ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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