similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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