Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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