Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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