No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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