I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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