Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i drank out of a bidet.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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