The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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