Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
