I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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