Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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