did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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