Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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