super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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