Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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