This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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