i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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