Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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