Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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