what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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