doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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