I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Ladies don't puke and tell
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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