have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
