seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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