I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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