therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I hope mine doesn't look like that
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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