I hope mine doesn't look like that
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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