Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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