What a fucking waste of an outfit
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
