He is such a slut. More and more my type.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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