Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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