If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
