I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There r osticjed everywhere
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
