What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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