Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
sex in a hospital.. check
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Randomize
