Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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