I am spending my child support on dildos
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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