He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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