i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I smell like Dick and happiness
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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