Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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