Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I need a beard to bite.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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