Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
why is half of my head shaved?
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