So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
