Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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