I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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