I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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