I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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