I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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