i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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