sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Randomize
