How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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