I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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